2 Million Year Old Warlock Caught Talking to Apprentice Mage

article written by Carol Crungus

astan 28th, 2080

Recently, a 2 million year old warlock from Daraktik, named Kanaktak Gaknakak, was caught innapropriately messaging an apprentice mage. It's honestly been quite a while since this happened, Dave J Spoog was too busy doing his job (procrastination) so its been months since anything happened and uhh i think the warlock was arrested or something man uhhh

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