welcome to Drink Caesium

the website "all" about OBM

about drinkcaesium

Drink Caesium was originally envisioned sometime in 2023 as drinkcaesium.net (an inside joke), but after learning that websites cost money, I moved to neocities. This thingamabob was mostly just dedicated to the oogarooms, but has kind of moved away from just that to being a thingy I do for fun. Mainly, drink caesium is still going to be full of Eonian worldbuilding stuff / oogarooms, but with other... stuff.

crap i am helping with

The Oogarooms. This began as a backrooms fan-project thingy a while back, but now they are very different. The only things that they still share are the concept of levels, entities, and groups. Other than that, they are very different. Also, The Oogarooms are better.

Eonian Lore. Big worldbuilding project. This includes multiple invented languages, pages and pages of history, maps, planets, and diagrams. This is probably one of the favorite things I've worked on. Super cool. Quick update: This kinda sucks! I made quite a bit of it when I had less of an understanding of history, and hence most of the histroy has been scrapped.

Languages. Once again related to eonian lore, but still, interesting enough I'd like to make it seperate. There are five, Illovitieren, Gihktruh, Daraktik, Safeive, and an unnamed work in progress one. Unfortanetly, Gihktruh and Daraktik are basically just alphabets. The WIP one is supposed to be more complete (and is inspired by chinese), but I may haven gotten a little carried away working on Safeive. Safeive is the most complete and usable language, with over 170 words (~1500+ counting conjugations and noun variations, plus other stuff)

PAGTRADER.COM. Not really a .com, still hosted on here. Find it in the directory. This is a fake E-Bay thing, somewhat related to eonian lore. And if you care, you cannot get your own fake listings put up here. None of the listings on this page are actually real, you can't really buy someone's soul.

about me

i exist

i absolutely despise the modern era (and especially AI), so i yearn for a time which i never knew: the 20th century. i collect random old tech, like CRTs, VCRs, and a few computers. i also play minecraft too much (I LOVE MODERN BETA!!!) and occasionally develop games. some of my incredible work includes: swine game (2079), neil cicerega physics (2078), OBM's Mansion (2078), and OBM Fight 2 (2076). i also do lots of writing which is seen in the oogarooms and eonian lore. eonian lore is kind of on pause until the oogarooms gets to a better spot, but oh well.